In which I will become more undignified

I was a pretty terrible friend to someone I love very much recently. When I was finally called out for it, I was immediately defensive and an argument ensued while my husband sneaked around carefully closing the windows lest the…

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In which I beg Barbie’s pardon

Dear Barbie: We’ve had a complex relationship, you and me. I adored you when I was a child. My sister and I concocted elaborate scenarios that went for years – years! – wherein we took you through school to university…

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