If you book a trip, try to make sure that you don’t end up at DFW for 10 hours. Especially when Gina is in Arkansas.
If you are at a conference in the USA, you need to remember that they drive everywhere and nothing is within walking distance and there isn’t a sidewalk to be found. So then when you decide to “side of the highway” walk, don’t complain when you end up with blisters that make your feet look like they have been attacked by a rabid dog. Just rent a car.
If you are stuck in the midwest for an entire Saturday night by yourself, don’t go get your hair cut. And while you’re (not) there, don’t let the little girls there convince you to “let them try something with highlights”.
