Today in church, Brian was holding Joseph and I was beside them (Anne was, of course, playing with her beloved “church kids” downstairs in the toddler room).
Suddenly Joseph starts to poop. Loudly. Melodiously. Obviously successfully.
Everyone else around us smiles discreety at the symphony going on around us.
Everyone but me.
I start to laugh. I can’t stop laughing.
The pew starts shaking. The more I try to stop, the harder I keep laughing.
Brian gives me THE EYE. THE EYE says “Are you kidding me? Get it together, woman!”
I can’t stop laughing. Joseph can’t stop pooping. I’m wiping tears from my eyes by the time he’s finished.
Brian leans over to me and says “My junior highers in Texas could have handled that better than you just did!”
What can I say? At what age does farting stop being funny???



























