Me: Well, Joseph, our Evelynn Joan is turning two soon! What kind of birthday party should we have?
Joe: A dinosaur party! A hockey party!
Me: Well, we should pick something that Evelynn likes a lot. Like … maybe we could have a bathtub party because she loves taking baths so much? Or a cookie party? Or a Little Bear party? What does Evelynn like best in the world?
Joe: My know! We should have a Joseph party for Evelynn! She likes me best of all the things! I’m her favourite thing because my am her best brother!
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